Family theatre and rock star legend Kid Carpet is back with a totally brand new show this Christmas! A lo-fi, hi-tech, big-beat bonkers panto stuffed with songs, silliness and surprise grannies – for ages 3-10 and their families

Kid Carpet hates panto. The Noisy Animals absolutely bloody love it. So guess what they’re doing? Yep. A panto. Now there’s a beanstalk in the middle of everything, and nobody’s quite sure what’s going on.

Featuring Bear, Gorilla, Badger and Hedgehog (with possible appearances from Hedgehog’s golden bum eggs), this is Jack & The Beanstalk like it’s been thrown in a blender with a drum machine and dodgy celebrity lookalikes. Part Air Guitar workshop, part magical mess, this lo-fi, hi-tech, big-beat bonkers show is stuffed with songs, silliness and surprise grannies.

Thu 18th Dec 2025 - Sun 4th Jan 2026

Show time: 11am & 2pm

Tickets: £12 (ages 2 and under go free)

Running Time: 1 hour (no interval)

Suitable for: Ages 3-10

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Bring your kids. Bring yer nan. Bring snacks. It’s theatre, but it’s loud, proud and completely off its bean(stalk). Perfect for ages 3–10, families, party monsters, and fans of noisy nonsense. From the makers of Kid Carpet & The Noisy Animals, Noisy Holiday, Kid Carpet & The Noisy Neighbours, Noisy Nativity, Kid Carpet & The Noisy Garden Centre, Kid Carpet’s Super Mega Rockin’ Rock Show and more!